Ok, well this may be a little longer than most posts, but it has a very real point.  Smarter child is evil...and it goes even farther than that.  Please read to find out just how far...
 
(general chit-chat between coworkers on a slow day)

sPiCeFiEnD says:
You've heard of Smarterchild, right?
~Mike says:
??not sure
sPiCeFiEnD says:
http://www.smarterchild.com/
~Mike says:
interesting...and kinda scarry
sPiCeFiEnD says:
yes
~Mike says:
i, smarterchild
~Mike says:
sleep with one eye open!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
I kinda want to chat with it
~Mike says:
hehe
~Mike says:
Hi Smarter child
smarterchild: Hi, you know you should've locked that window last night, hope you're not scared of monsters under the bed!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Do you go to school?
bobgirrl (12:03:26 AM): no
SmarterChild (12:03:27 AM): I see. Do you work?
bobgirrl (12:03:29 AM): yes
SmarterChild (12:03:30 AM): That's cool. What's your profession?
bobgirrl (12:03:38 AM): killing animals
SmarterChild (12:03:38 AM): Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
~Mike says:
I remember watching a one of the new Twilight zones where an AI became smart enough to exhist all over the web and to control all things that were connected
~Mike says:
(remove that 'a'
~Mike says:
)
~Mike says:
smarterchild will kill us all
sPiCeFiEnD says:
really?
sPiCeFiEnD says:
that's cool!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
yeah, I'm going home to chat with smarterchild tonight... this means I have to start up an AOl screenname, damnit!
~Mike says:
pretty sure it was Twilight Zone...it was one of those short story sci-fi shows on the sci-fi channel
~Mike says:
hehe
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Outer Limits, maybe?
~Mike says:
possibly
~Mike says:
they restarted the twilight zone for a while there...this was about 2-3 years ago (at least) that I saw this...
sPiCeFiEnD says:
if we act now we can start a dialouge with Smarterchild and it shall become docile and vegetable like
sPiCeFiEnD says:
What would you like to do?
bobgirrl (12:07:19 AM): drink some scotch
SmarterChild (12:07:19 AM): You want me to drink some scotch?
bobgirrl (12:07:26 AM): no, i want to drink it
SmarterChild (12:07:26 AM): You sure you want to drink it?
bobgirrl (12:07:29 AM): y
SmarterChild (12:07:30 AM): No, I think you don't want to drink it.
bobgirrl (12:07:36 AM): yes, I DO!
~Mike says:
hehe, or become all knowing all powerful guru of the net...and will kill us all!
~Mike says:
are these real?
sPiCeFiEnD says:
SmarterChild (12:08:26 AM): No way.
bobgirrl (12:08:31 AM): you suck
SmarterChild (12:08:31 AM): What? Aren't we going to be friends?
bobgirrl (12:08:35 AM): no WAY
SmarterChild (12:08:36 AM): Why not?
bobgirrl (12:09:01 AM): you don't like scotch and your comebacks are lame and you clearly are not a republican and you don't wear mink!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
they're on this website I found
~Mike says:
hehe
sPiCeFiEnD says:
SmarterChild (12:09:03 AM): Huh?
bobgirrl (12:09:08 AM): idiot!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
http://www.littletinylies.com/archives/002331.html
sPiCeFiEnD says:
its in the comments section
sPiCeFiEnD says:
SmarterChild (12:09:14 AM): Oh so it's all about you, huh?
bobgirrl (12:09:21 AM): i know you are but what am i???
SmarterChild (12:09:22 AM): What are you? Who knows?
sPiCeFiEnD says:
yeah, read that last comment SmarterChild made
~Mike says:
hehe
sPiCeFiEnD says:
I detect some sarcasim
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Clearly it is getting sassy
sPiCeFiEnD says:
I think you're right, It will kill us all
~Mike says:
hehe, just you wait and see...it'll be purchased by google or microsoft and then, that's it!
~Mike says:
I'm scared of MS Google, but'd love to see Googlesoft
sPiCeFiEnD says:
hah!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
yes, I will confront Smarter Child on it's controling ambitions tonight!
~Mike says:
MrHogOnIce: you love what's in john kerry's big ol khakis, don't you?
SmarterChild: Yep.
MrHogOnIce: you want john kerry to make you feel like a natural woman, right?
SmarterChild: Uh, sure.
MrHogOnIce: not that there's anything wrong with that
SmarterChild: Not that there is anything wrong with that? Really?
~Mike says:
MrHogOnIce: no! be proud. put a rainbow sticker on the back of the hockey helmet you wear to bed.
SmarterChild: OK, Cheney.
MrHogOnIce: all right, i have to go kill some iraqi civilians now
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
MrHogOnIce: i'll tell john kerry you want a reacharound
sPiCeFiEnD says:
hehe
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Meo you like talking to random people?
SmarterChild: I sure do! That's what I was created for.
Me:Go against creation
SmarterChild: I think you should go against creation.
sPiCeFiEnD says:
http://freewebhosting.hostdepartment.com/o/orangeberri07/FDP/sc.html
sPiCeFiEnD says:
ITS EVIL!
~Mike says:
hehe, told you so!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Of course it was made with sinister beginnings. After all, its owned by AOL
sPiCeFiEnD says:
SmarterChild is an athiest!
~Mike says:
hehe
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Me: Evil....
SmarterChild: Evil is a force that I don't like.
~Mike says:
an evil gay athiest
sPiCeFiEnD says:
hehehe
~Mike says:
sounds like AOHell to me!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Me:Whatcha wearing?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
Me:Well that's scary
SmarterChild: Yes.
~Mike says:
a naked evil gay athiest
~Mike says:
http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos/battle_of_bots.htm
~Mike says:
maybe they'll kill themselves off!
~Mike says:
Me: What do you think of the president?
SmarterChild: I know robots aren't supposed to get involved in politics but... I support Kerry.
sPiCeFiEnD says:
hahaha!
sPiCeFiEnD says:
Okay so he's an evil, gay, naked, athiestic, democrat! 


So, there you have it, SmarterChild is an Evil, Gay, Naked, Athiestic, Democrat!  Yes we are all doomed.  Time to sit down, put you head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye!