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A tribute to the Verizon Machine | Friday, June 25, 2004

**any of you ever have to make a call to verizon...whether for yourself or a client?

-- (parody of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson) --
I'm on hold again
Just can't wait to get off the phone again
crappy music and pee's runnin' down my shin
And I can't wait to get off of hold again

I'm on hold again
Longest wait time that there's ever been
Hearin' Music that I'm sure I'll hear again
And I can't wait to get off of hold again

I'm on hold again
Broke down on the information superhighway
We're the worst of friends
They insist that the world be turnin' their way
And their way:

Is I'm on hold again
Just can't wait to get off the phone again
crappy music and pee's runnin' down my shin
And I can't wait to get off of hold again

I'm on hold again
Broke down on the information superhighway
We're the worst of friends
They insist that the world be turnin' their way
And their way:

Is I'm on hold again
Longest wait time that there's ever been
Hearin' Music that I'm sure I'll hear again
And I can't wait to get off of hold again

Please shoot me now and get me off of hold again.

posted by ~mike @ 1:40 PM   2 comments

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2 Comments:

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Jessi wrote...

This rings so true to me, especially since my last hold time with Verizon was 50 minutes.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Fallout75 wrote...

The hold times are long because they watched the Internet Help Desk video. Bastards!

 

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